TWO TOO DEEP FOOLS & more, supposedly...

written & illustrated by Brett Horton

artwork from Aaron Frisby

featuring BROOKE BLESSED as MADAME INGLE BEEZLE AND BILLY PRUETT as KA-NELL

 

NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS

ONLY SOME THINGS ARE...

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an excerpt from Two Too Deep Fools

 

A Premature analysis

Was it the evolution of art? Was he just full of art (full of it?)?

Was it carried out aesthetically, with balance it's gonna flip, whoa!

There's a thin line between what's insane and what's lame.

Listen here! She wanted to catch the train

(symbolically) to that choo chewed up brain

But there wasn't stuff in there!

'Twas malarkey she caught inside his head,

They were a dead chess game, going, gone!

(for symbolism's sake)

She was an expert exclamation marks woman!

And he was so poetic it was pathetic

She would get in front of or behind of his eyes...

He couldn't tell or emphasize enough

How she was practical, practically a person

And he was practically psycho and stuff

She was so aversive she didn't even like his cursive

Annoyed with, in her opinion, a void on his paper

She chased him around with an eraser

He was Ka-nell. Ka-nell? Is that how you spell it?

With a hyphen? Only in this life, huh?

How would I pronounce it if I were to announce it aloud?

It is a fact that I get side-tracked most abundantly

But, fundamentally, back to the subject!

She objected him jotting down food making a family feud

& scrolling about an upside down, comic dude

She was Madame Ingle Beezle who madly thought,

"So modern and rebellious...

Such a deep creep is nebulous!

INCREDULOUS! Yep, it's hard to get!

Hidden meaning...tenderfoot...

get the boot stuck in his mouth

if he writes ONE MORE WORD!"

"Preposterous!" she'd exclaim, like a horrible chatterbox,

nervous, yet quite sure that the whole thing's so absurd.

Oh well, Ka-nell,

if there's wonder underneath it all,

Here's a word,

Now you go and flip it over and cook it.

©2005

 

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