photo courtesy of Lo-Fi Press 
Interviewer: Bradley Hayes
This isn't promoting anything. Aaron just played me these beautiful songs with Shakespeare dialogue as the lyrics. I thought it was interesting so I set out to ask some questions about it. He summed it up in the first answer so we handed a piece of paper back and forth & laughed like girls. He's a good shit. Bullet.
SB: So you've put Shakespeare into pretty songs. Explain.
Siemers: I guess words can be hard to come by, so I thought I could rely upon that guy for some good turns of the English language, being the bard and all.
SB: It's actually the coolest thing I've heard in a while. So are you doing any music w/ Horton?
Siemers: Horton & I play random nights when he shows up with a suitcase and a guitar. We trade lyrics and scheme on, and on.
SB: That Horton's an odd duck, isn't he?
Siemers: Kind of a loon, too. That bird can swim like a fish sometimes.
SB: Sorry, I got to ask: ever tried suicide?
Siemers: Not in the immediate sense of the word.
SB: Slow is the way to go. You're in this issue with Kim Manning. What do you think of her?
Siemers: She's pretty. Her music sounds like Bela Fleck, Spiro Gyro and Tina Turner. 2 bands and a singer I never listen to, anyway. But I've only heard parts of one song while cleaning the kitchen, so who cares, anyway. She's hot.
SB: She's something. Hey Aaron, what are you doin'?
Siemers: Listening to these songs with you. Your cat is askin' similar questions, though.
SB: So, you like music?
Siemers: I'm not sure sometimes. And you?
SB: It's OK. So how do I get chicks? Do I need fancy shoes like yours?
Siemers: What?
SB: Do you ever recite poetry when you're makin' it with a girl?
Siemers: It's not Shakespeare.
SB: Bummer. Too goth, huh?
Siemers: What light from yonder window breaks?
SB: I really like those little emo chicks. You know, the frail ones with the glasses and shit. How do you get those girls? Just act all mopey and shit?
Siemers: I try not to move at all. I notice everytime and emo/hipster moves something painful happens.
SB: I think I'm too giggly. Do you want to talk about anything else? If not, closing comments?
Siemers: What are you doing?
SB: Writing an intro to this. Wanna read it?
Siemers: Sure.
END INTERVIEW